My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Randomize
