Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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