Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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