On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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