I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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