So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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