Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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