i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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