toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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