covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
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