Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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