Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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