i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
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I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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