he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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