did you get engaged???
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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