i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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