I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize