Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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