we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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