he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
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too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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