this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
