Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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