he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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