you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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