if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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