i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
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Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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