Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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