Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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