dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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