You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
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if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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