He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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