so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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