The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Can Purell be used as lube?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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