Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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