too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I enjoy the company of your penis
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