You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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