Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
