he wants to bone in the snuggie
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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