In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
