But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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