What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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