lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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