That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize