its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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