When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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