never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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