OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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