ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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