I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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