he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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