Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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