i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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