Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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