Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Everyone says I win the strip club
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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