at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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